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Posted by Bill Mateless 9 Oct 2007, 20:17
I'll be bringing down some kit to sell with me this weekend, there will be a few rapiers, some nice bits of costume, and some rather splendid pistols (caps aswell). most of the pistols will be pinned, i might get round to pinning the rest of them, but then again!!
There may be a slim chance i might pull my finger out and make some leather baldrics and holsters.
See ya then

Ian (also known as the good looking half of Lamia Trading)
or William Dai Mateless


Posted by Thomas DeChong 9 Oct 2007, 20:43
Amigos - do not buy thees man's goods, they are all reeped off and of the shoddy quality - they all fall apart as soon as he has gone!


Posted by Bill Mateless 9 Oct 2007, 20:51
This from someone who tried to sell me straw donkeys!!


Posted by Thomas DeChong 10 Oct 2007, 18:20
The burro of straw eet come weeth a lifetime, no-quibble guarantee!* Not like shoddy, made by 5 year old chinese boy merchandise sold by the Mateless!




















*Thees ees a lie - guarentee lasts for lifetime of the Spaniard until he has turned the nearest corner and vanished, never to be seen again. Eef you manage to find the Spaniard again weetheen hees lifetime an' request a refund or recompense of any sort there weel be much quibbling while he distract you long enough for hees compadré to sneak up behind you an' clock you one over back of head weeth sock filled weeth sand and buckshot. We weel then proceed to take everytheeng you own an' probably have the sex weeth your wife eef she ees feet an' no too hairy.

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