oh by the way, I have left wayne, yknow the guy in the wheelchair, at the bottom of the stairs by the open door. Im sure he'll be fine but if you could check on him in an hour or so that would be just neat. I have also left all the baseball equipment and tree surgery equipment in the locked car outside, Thingys got the keys, yknow whattisname, matey boy with the hair, in the coat. well if you need a bat or axe he'sthe man to see. wherever he is?

oooh what was that noise????

You mean that weird dragging, scraping, groaning noise? Probably just the wind.

This is all way too easy. This sh*t writes itself.

On second thoughts that noise does seem to be getting closer, who is going to investigate?

Lets send hank overly c*cky football jock. He'll just wander in there and sort it out no trouble...pah go get them him hank.

Hank's not back yet - he went for a walk in the woods with Bonnie, you know, just before we heard that odd ohmygodwhatisthatnonononoohdeargodthey'reeatingmealiveyeeeeeaaaaaaarghgakgakcrunchmunchuuuurgh noise - I figured it was just a branch scraping against the window. Hang on and I'll go and take a look shall I?

That would be very kind, could you take these keys with you? They are for the gun cabinet. Probably best you take them you, just for safety. Don't worry, there is no spare.

I'll guard them with my life.....

By the way, Wayne seems to have had a remarkable recovery, cos he's not in his wheelchair anymore, guess he went for a walk to celebrate eh?

its ok Ive just seen bonnie and hank with wayne they were like celebrating by doing that dance from thriller. By the way Ive had a great idea wouldnt it be neat to hold a seance...just for a giggle..

that's a great idea, we can do it down in the cellar. i've just been down there and there's all these strange marking on the floor and walls. probably just some vandals or something.