hey guys, i just found this far out rubbik's cube! i think i've almost solved it. oh no! in the excitment i've got a nose bleed and i've bled all over that room with the strange markings......no wait, it's all right. i can't see any blood on the floor, must have caught it all in my hands.... could have sworn it went everywhere.......must have been the wind...............................................

No, it's alright, the blood's over there on that matress in the corner. Boy, you did have a bad nosebleed!

...who left this fishhook here?

really jason, its a bit dark to start thinking about playing hockey

Anyone lost this William Shatner mask ?

...hang on, didn't this belong to Old Man Smithers, the embittered groundsman who was sacked after all that money went missing from that bank job a few years back?

You know, the groundsman who worked at the old holiday camp, the one that was stalked by the glowing form of a hideous old hag?

No, not that bank, the haunted bank with the spirit of the cursed security guard, the one built on the site of the old Indian burial ground.

The cursed burial ground where all the bodies were left but they removed the headstones.

You know, the one near the haunted funfair by the pier? The pier where the ghostly form of a deep-sea diver was reputed to be seen?

Yeah, the funfair with the evil clown!

...no, not that evil clown, the other one.