"Is everyone in position? Good. Now on my command, everyone Conga like you've never Congad* before"







*Hmm... Is Conga a verb? How exactly do you spell the past tense of Conga?

"and so for the fourth year running Nell Firebrace wins the hiding behind someone who is hiding behind someone who is hiding behind two people who are hiding behind a table competition."

"It was a while before they realised they were out of the tunnel".





Here's me without the Spaniard!

Mark

"The monthly haemorrhoid checkup was always a chore"

Only too late did they realise that the chinese dragon costume had been stolen.......whilst behind a table. GAAAAAAA ITS HOPELESS MORE SHOUTING

...and a few options from below the belt:

"...when all at once it was time for a piss"

"Suddenly they all regretted having the curry"

"He was beginning to have second thoughts about signing up to the Crimson Rag's strict'squat to pee' rules'"

The auditions for Snow White were going well until the part of 'fr*nchie' the little known 8th dwarf was announced.

They waited patiently as Eddie Kidd readied himself for a table and 5 pir*te jump...

"I wish those brave, handsome, dashing Spaniards were here, they'd protect us".


Or:


"Where's that bloody Spanish cannon fodder!"

Oh yeah, take away the table and what do you have left?