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Posted by the_happy_pig 22 Aug 2007, 18:05
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"Is everyone in position? Good. Now on my command, everyone Conga like you've never Congad* before"







*Hmm... Is Conga a verb? How exactly do you spell the past tense of Conga?

Posted by The_Earl 22 Aug 2007, 18:17
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"and so for the fourth year running Nell Firebrace wins the hiding behind someone who is hiding behind someone who is hiding behind two people who are hiding behind a table competition."

Posted by Mark 22 Aug 2007, 22:16
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"It was a while before they realised they were out of the tunnel".





Here's me without the Spaniard!

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Posted by Mark 22 Aug 2007, 22:18
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"The monthly haemorrhoid checkup was always a chore"

Posted by mrroach 23 Aug 2007, 08:31
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Only too late did they realise that the chinese dragon costume had been stolen.......whilst behind a table. GAAAAAAA ITS HOPELESS MORE SHOUTING

Posted by Mark 23 Aug 2007, 18:49
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...and a few options from below the belt:

"...when all at once it was time for a piss"

"Suddenly they all regretted having the curry"

"He was beginning to have second thoughts about signing up to the Crimson Rag's strict'squat to pee' rules'"



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Posted by Mark 23 Aug 2007, 19:03
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The auditions for Snow White were going well until the part of 'fr*nchie' the little known 8th dwarf was announced.



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Posted by The_Earl 23 Aug 2007, 20:51
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They waited patiently as Eddie Kidd readied himself for a table and 5 pir*te jump...

Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Aug 2007, 21:41
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"I wish those brave, handsome, dashing Spaniards were here, they'd protect us".


Or:


"Where's that bloody Spanish cannon fodder!"

Posted by Monkey 24 Aug 2007, 06:13
Oh yeah, take away the table and what do you have left?
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