Si just sent me a surprise admission in an email, but I always suspected the truth. Now I know it...

Si said, "As for treasure. It's a complete lie that we ever bury or hide it. Geoff
just comes up to the crew camp and we give it to him."


Such bare faced cheating. I'll never pay the extortionate £75 again especially considering the lack of cutlery, water and friendly players.

Cheating? CHEATING?!

Come now, that's a bit strong isn't it? That treasure's there to anyone who can beat Geoff to Si.

But considering Geoff starts to lurk outside Si's house about three weeks prior to the event, you have really want it.

And to be fair, how else do you think Geoff manages to hang around with such hot chicks?

If he wasn't loaded he'd be the sad old risible lonely pathetic husk of man that he is in real life.

Really - its a kindness.

It's true. All of it.

I shall make a concerted effort to respect the restraining order this time Si - sorry for the fright.

But the treasure...it calls to me..

Poor old Geoff, he just has to get at simons Ring....

From what I've heard he wouldn't be the first - strange hairy men lying in wait in woods dressed as women is no way to keep your ring intact for long...