Im just wondering, as I keep checking this wonderful site and its like being on the Mary Celest at midnight. So hello all, lets start the ball rolling. Who`s the next????

Arr, the likely cause of the quiet, like being marooned in a fog bank miles out in t'Atlantic, is some of us pir*tes are plottin' like.

I agree, a bit too much tumbleweed brought back from that last caper in the Americas...

Still we have the next event to look forward to!

Places are being stapped up fast, if you have not been in touch then please do so asap.

I hope to do some press ganging at the next Dumnonni and at Holdfast.

Still a few months to go so I expect things should hot up nearer the time.

Until then, if there is anything you swabs wish to discuss let me know...

Suitable topics could be:-

1) Whatever happened to Roys photos?
2) Where is the secret location of the next event?
3) Scarlet Pimpernell or 'Allo 'Allo, discuss?
4) Where do pir*te babies come from?
5) Seeing as the next pir*tes of the Carob Bean film is coming around the same time as our event - are they going to steal our plot again?
7) Who is going to win the www.worldbeardchampionships.com ?
8) What ever happened to question 6?

See that didnt take long. in answer to my lords questions...
1. PASS>>>>>>
2. Its a secret
3. Prefer Capt`n Pugwash myself
4. Im too young to know?
5. Of course they will.
7. Elmar of course as Barnicle isnt there.
8. Its now No 9.
I am looking forward to our next encounter as it is my pleasure to announce that by the grace of our lord I will be granted the extension of my humble life by another year. So lets splice the main brace and dance.

.I sees weve been becalmed in the doldrums once again, nere mind me luvleys we shal try again. Lets raise the mizzen and hoist the anchor and set sail for an adventure ifn thats alwright wivs yous. So whos aboard wi me.....?

*Wakes up in the hold, a splitting headache and a sixpence in his hand* Who's thaa shaaaoootin! *clutches his head* Ooo, bedder not shaut mesel'.

I am hoping things are just about to get started again.

Anyone managed to complete the amazing new mini adventure over on 'Events' yet?

Discuss...

"Zut Alors" Barnicle cries. "Hehe, don't worry me lads, I'm practising me spying routine to stick to the fr*nchies where it 'urts them the most! In the Garlic strands! An' yes! I did 'appen to foil the fr*nchies in the little romp, though I's wonderin' where that pretty fr*nchie lass went ta last night!"

That little fr*nchie lass has gone where all the pretty little fr*nch lasses go...

La Bourse de la Sirène

So then, who else is coming?

....and where the more substantial pretty fr*nch lasses go aswell!