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Posted by The_Earl 7 Mar 2006, 20:34

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Mr Barnicle and myself are having a little discussion about insults over at shadowrealms

http://www.rpg-sandwich.co.uk/sr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=614

please feel free to join in the fun and show those Shadow Realmers how its done.

Posted by Barnicle 7 Mar 2006, 22:04

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Quoted from: Jack Rackem

I favour the short and to the point insults meself. On account of needin to blow a big ole through me opponent as quick as possible.

Some examples...

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are and frankly they smelt better.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

Your missus has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

OO I like the last one there, very good play on words I thought.

Posted by Mistress FC 8 Mar 2006, 16:33

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You all stink of poo

Posted by The_Earl 9 Mar 2006, 06:47

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That rich coming from a wee wee head.

Posted by smitfaced 28 May 2006, 16:13

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lets not and say we did

eat spinning leaden death you cheese eating surrender monk*y.

i'm going to kill you and feed you to pigs and then kill the pigs, just because they remind me of you.

would you mind falling onto your own sword, as i really can't be bothered wasting any energy on dispatching such a awful little oik as you. besides, you smell.

Posted by The_Earl 28 May 2006, 19:36

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Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.

Oh and by the way

Welcome to the forum

Posted by ymladd 29 May 2006, 08:47

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I think that is no way to greet someone sir so the following are aimed at you you ugly little flat bug

vous êtes si laid mes sembler de tante bons

vous êtes si laid le soleil cache son visage de vous

moi je crois que vous est si stupide je vous suis étonné que peut obtenir habillé

also welcome to the forum Smitfaced

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lets not and say we did

To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

to quote your mum, " that'll be 20 quid, big boy"

cheers, i feel right at home amongst you loud mouthed, puss ridden, sh*t swilling, turd burgaling, rancid fanny batter faced chutney ferrets.

Posted by The_Earl 29 May 2006, 18:07

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Yes yes

and to quote your mum

'fiver for rough or I can pick me scabs and you can have it smooth for a tenner'

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"Your fathers breath smells of your sisters menstral Cycle"...this is actually an African insult. NICE.

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	Insults Posted by The_Earl 7 Mar 2006, 20:34
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Mr Barnicle and myself are having a little discussion about insults over at shadowrealms http://www.rpg-sandwich.co.uk/sr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=614 please feel free to join in the fun and show those Shadow Realmers how its done.
	Posted by Barnicle 7 Mar 2006, 22:04
	Barnicle Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Last Post: 22 May 2007 Last Online: 23 May 2007
	Quoted from: Jack Rackem I favour the short and to the point insults meself. On account of needin to blow a big ole through me opponent as quick as possible. Some examples... I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are and frankly they smelt better. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! Your missus has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face. OO I like the last one there, very good play on words I thought.
	Posted by Mistress FC 8 Mar 2006, 16:33
	Mistress FC Offline Charlitan Posts: 15 Gender: Joined: 4 Oct 2005 Last Post: 14 Aug 2007 Last Online: 2 Sep 2007
	You all stink of poo
	Posted by The_Earl 9 Mar 2006, 06:47
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	That rich coming from a wee wee head.
	Posted by smitfaced 28 May 2006, 16:13
	smitfaced Offline Posts: 3 Gender: Joined: 28 May 2006 Last Post: 31 May 2006 Last Online: 5 Jun 2006 lets not and say we did
	eat spinning leaden death you cheese eating surrender monk*y. i'm going to kill you and feed you to pigs and then kill the pigs, just because they remind me of you. would you mind falling onto your own sword, as i really can't be bothered wasting any energy on dispatching such a awful little oik as you. besides, you smell.
	Posted by The_Earl 28 May 2006, 19:36
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would. In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost. Oh and by the way Welcome to the forum
	Posted by ymladd 29 May 2006, 08:47
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	I think that is no way to greet someone sir so the following are aimed at you you ugly little flat bug vous êtes si laid mes sembler de tante bons vous êtes si laid le soleil cache son visage de vous moi je crois que vous est si stupide je vous suis étonné que peut obtenir habillé also welcome to the forum Smitfaced
	Posted by smitfaced 29 May 2006, 12:13
	smitfaced Offline Posts: 3 Gender: Joined: 28 May 2006 Last Post: 31 May 2006 Last Online: 5 Jun 2006 lets not and say we did
	To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." to quote your mum, " that'll be 20 quid, big boy" cheers, i feel right at home amongst you loud mouthed, puss ridden, sh*t swilling, turd burgaling, rancid fanny batter faced chutney ferrets.
	Posted by The_Earl 29 May 2006, 18:07
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Yes yes and to quote your mum 'fiver for rough or I can pick me scabs and you can have it smooth for a tenner'
	Posted by mr Roach 31 May 2006, 12:12
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	"Your fathers breath smells of your sisters menstral Cycle"...this is actually an African insult. NICE.
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