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Posted by The_Earl 13 Oct 2005, 19:28

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Just a quick note to any players, we will must tighter on the use of insults on this event.

Please take some time to practice.

Especially you sir, the one with the face like a clumsy bee keeper.

Posted by Barnicle 13 Oct 2005, 20:44

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May I suggest an insult thread for lubbers to practice on? Or is this one going to be it?

Posted by The_Earl 14 Oct 2005, 05:24

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Dead by dawn!

You may practice here if you wish

Me, I'm saving my best for the event

oh and btw

You are an outrageously lascivious parasite and a maniacal, mucous-eating atrocity to all of distinction and quality!

Posted by mr Roach 14 Oct 2005, 13:07

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I would take that from any other man except you sir, you beslubbering beef-witted barnacle.

if your short of insults type in Shakespeare insult kit in to google and you should be able to find loads, altenatively if your a Lumpish hell-hated clotpole with no good reason with which to infect gods clean earth, I can bring some copies along, let me know here if you would like a copy for your good self, you bunch of curish bat-mouthed hugger-muggers. see it works.

Posted by ymladd 14 Oct 2005, 15:10

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Look you whose mother turned him down out of the womb who couldn't even become a village idiot because they thought that no one was that stupid you are so ugly even pigs turn their noses up at you.

How is that?

Posted by Jack Rackem 14 Oct 2005, 15:38

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Sir, you've a face like a baboon's arse. A baboon's arse in fact that has the terrible affliction of running sores an weepin puss.

Clearly your mother was a strong woman, to have held down a pig as long as it must of taken to concieve you.

Your mother, in fact, is a pox-ridden sloven who'd be called a wh*re if she could ever find anyone crazed enough to pay her for it.

Posted by Barnicle 14 Oct 2005, 16:30

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And you of course are just the desparate crazed individual who WOULD pay her, and over the odds for it too!

Posted by The-6ft-Gnome 18 Oct 2005, 16:09

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May the infections of a thousand sodamites infest your buttocks. You fail the intire human species.

Hows that for starters, and I have many more

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Posted by Barnicle 18 Oct 2005, 21:31

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Hmmmm, it lacks something....ahh, I know, you need to be more descriptive, to get a picture of the results into the mind of your insultee so that they can reflect on the true horror of the insult and be speechless and therefore unable to reply.

Such as:

Your descriptive powers rank below a talented mollusc with a cold, that insult would not have stopped a arthritic parrot with scurvy from landing on your head backwards and relieving itself after eating prunes.

Posted by Jack Rackem 18 Oct 2005, 22:28

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I favour the short and to the point insults meself. On account of needin to blow a big ole through me opponent as quick as possible.

Some examples...

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are and frankly they smelt better.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

Your missus has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

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	Insults (Views 3,699) Posted by The_Earl 13 Oct 2005, 19:28
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Just a quick note to any players, we will must tighter on the use of insults on this event. Please take some time to practice. Especially you sir, the one with the face like a clumsy bee keeper.
	Posted by Barnicle 13 Oct 2005, 20:44
	Barnicle Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Last Post: 22 May 2007 Last Online: 23 May 2007
	May I suggest an insult thread for lubbers to practice on? Or is this one going to be it?
	Posted by The_Earl 14 Oct 2005, 05:24
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	You may practice here if you wish Me, I'm saving my best for the event oh and btw You are an outrageously lascivious parasite and a maniacal, mucous-eating atrocity to all of distinction and quality!
	Posted by mr Roach 14 Oct 2005, 13:07
	mr Roach Moderator Offline Scam Artist Posts: 20 Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Last Post: 31 May 2006 Last Online: 31 May 2006
	I would take that from any other man except you sir, you beslubbering beef-witted barnacle. if your short of insults type in Shakespeare insult kit in to google and you should be able to find loads, altenatively if your a Lumpish hell-hated clotpole with no good reason with which to infect gods clean earth, I can bring some copies along, let me know here if you would like a copy for your good self, you bunch of curish bat-mouthed hugger-muggers. see it works.
	Posted by ymladd 14 Oct 2005, 15:10
	ymladd horror Offline Privateer Posts: 27 Gender: Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Last Post: 29 Jun 2009 Last Online: 8 May 2010
	Look you whose mother turned him down out of the womb who couldn't even become a village idiot because they thought that no one was that stupid you are so ugly even pigs turn their noses up at you. How is that?
	Posted by Jack Rackem 14 Oct 2005, 15:38
	Jack Rackem PdeS Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 4 Oct 2005 Last Post: 4 Jun 2006 Last Online: 17 Nov 2008
	Sir, you've a face like a baboon's arse. A baboon's arse in fact that has the terrible affliction of running sores an weepin puss. Clearly your mother was a strong woman, to have held down a pig as long as it must of taken to concieve you. Your mother, in fact, is a pox-ridden sloven who'd be called a wh*re if she could ever find anyone crazed enough to pay her for it.
	Posted by Barnicle 14 Oct 2005, 16:30
	Barnicle Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Last Post: 22 May 2007 Last Online: 23 May 2007
	And you of course are just the desparate crazed individual who WOULD pay her, and over the odds for it too!
	Posted by The-6ft-Gnome 18 Oct 2005, 16:09
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	May the infections of a thousand sodamites infest your buttocks. You fail the intire human species. Hows that for starters, and I have many more Edited by The-6ft-Gnome 18 Oct 2005 • Reason:
	Posted by Barnicle 18 Oct 2005, 21:31
	Barnicle Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Last Post: 22 May 2007 Last Online: 23 May 2007
	Hmmmm, it lacks something....ahh, I know, you need to be more descriptive, to get a picture of the results into the mind of your insultee so that they can reflect on the true horror of the insult and be speechless and therefore unable to reply. Such as: Your descriptive powers rank below a talented mollusc with a cold, that insult would not have stopped a arthritic parrot with scurvy from landing on your head backwards and relieving itself after eating prunes.
	Posted by Jack Rackem 18 Oct 2005, 22:28
	Jack Rackem PdeS Offline Scam Artist Posts: 23 Gender: Joined: 4 Oct 2005 Last Post: 4 Jun 2006 Last Online: 17 Nov 2008
	I favour the short and to the point insults meself. On account of needin to blow a big ole through me opponent as quick as possible. Some examples... I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are and frankly they smelt better. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! Your missus has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
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