Adventure!

This is the place to start your foray into the world of Burnt is Clean.

There will usually be an online prequel adventure for most new events and you can relive past glories by playing the old adventures.

Please be aware that if you 'die' on the online adventure then your character may also die.  However the potential rewards are great with the lure of treasure and experience*

Kindly choose you adventure...

Or you can utilise the fabulous Burnt is Clean Character generator using the BiC 9000 super computer

*Errr this is actually a no experience system and the actual chances of ending the adventure with anything are pretty slim. 

Ho hum, as Douglas Adams said 'I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be'

or as Alan Alda said 'You can't get there by bus, only by hard work, risking, and by not quite knowing what you're doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful: yourself.'

or as Yogi Berra said 'You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.'

or as John Mason Brown said 'No man, with a man's heart in him gets far on his way without some bitter, soul-searching disappointment. Happy is he who is brave enough to push on to another stage of the journey.'

or as Carlos Castenada said 'A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you...'

or as Noel Coward said ' My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.'

or as Bob Dylan said 'How many roads must a man walk down / Before you call him a man?' 

or as C. S. Lewis said 'The safest road to Hell is the gradual one – the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.'

or as that bloke from the Hovis ad said 'Stick to the path. Beware the moon!'