You grab the short one and pull him to you, he drops his gun.

The medium sized one shoots and kills the short one who dances a pirotte of death.  With the reactions of a fast cat you spin, dive and cartwheel and shoot the medium sized one.

However from behind a shot you hear the tall one say ‘Take that you with the face like a clumsy beekeeper’ and his gun fires.

A searing pain crosses you back as you fall to the ground.

You hear him draw his sword and come rushing towards you to finish you off.

Do you

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky pocket watch!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky bible!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky gold button!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky vertebrae!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky monkey!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky hat!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky sovereign’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky spare gunpowder store!’