LICENSING AGREEMENT AND PRIVACY POLICY

I)                    LICENCING AGREEMENT

II)                   PRIVACY POLICY

III)                 HEALTH AND SAFETY STATEMENT

IV)               DATA COMPLIANCE

V)                MEDICAL CONDITIONS

VI)               TERMS OF REFERENCE

VII)             COMMONLY USED PROTOCOLS

VIII)            SPLINE RECIRULATION

IX)               THOU SHALL NOT COVERT THY NEIGHBOUR'S ARSE

X)                WHATEVER

(Right they’ve gone now haven’t they.  Yes… nobody reads beyond that first bit and just clicks)

The terms and conditions are as follows

You are agreeing that

1. You like monkeys
2. You are monkey like
3.  Your email address can be sold to the spam shop
4. You will probably be added to the mailing list
5. Your responses can be used to deride and disparage you at any time
6. Your favourite song is ‘That don’t Impress me Much’ by Shania Twain
7. Yes that’s right Shania Twain eeeewh!
8. The ironic thing is, that don’t impress me much either
9. See what I did there?
10. Foolish dolt