This is a test designed to provoke an emotional response.
Name
Email address
E-mail
Do you like fluffy kittens?
Yes No
You find a coin on the floor do you?
Donate it to charity Try to return it to its rightful owner Pocket it
In phonological tests do you ever get the feeling of déjà vu?
Yes No I have already answered this
Would you rather be a fox or an eagle?
Fox Eagle
Are you a mover or a shaker?
Mover Shaker
Would you rather know why or how?
How Why
Which is most important honesty or integrity?
Honesty Integrity
Choose one of the following options:
A ton of bricks A ton of feathers
Think of a number between 2-9, multiply by 9, add the two digits together and take away 4. What is the result?
Five 5 V
Which do you consider more useful, a fish bike or chocolate teapot?
Fish bike Chocolate teapot
What is the best way to solve a problem?
Logic Empathy Violence
What colour do you feel?
Black as night White as the driven snow Tartan
Would you ever consider yourself?
When using a sub molecular Doppler flange do you prefer to dissipate the stasis field by varying the phase field to a sub plasma level or by re-routing the quarks across the emitter variance shaft?
Varying the phase field Re-routing the quarks
Is it that it is or not now or ever never?
Yes No Maybe
What time is it Mr Wolf?
7 am 4 pm Dinner time!
Heads or tails?
Heads Tails
Blue pill or red pill?
Red Blue
Red wire or blue wire?
Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
Mr C Mr M
The Beatles or The Stones?
Beatles Stones
Your place or mine?
Yours Mine
Daddy or chips?
Daddy Chips