Up ahead there is a river.  There is a farmer who is looking very confused and somewhat like the back of a pantomime horse. He has a boat tied up at the bank.  He also has a sack of grain, a chicken and a fox.

‘Ah thank goodness kind sir, perhaps you could help me with my predicament?’ he enquires.

Do you

‘Go on, amaze me’ you sigh

‘I’d love to, helping inane cultivators is one of my hobbies’