‘A pirate walks into a bar, wearing a chocolate covered coconut on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The barkeep asks, "Why are you wearing a chocolate covered coconut on your head?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
A little snigger breaks out across the crowd, you look as if they may be warming
Time to hit them with a good one
Do you tell them