‘What’s brown and sticky?’ you ask
A murmur spreads its way across the crowd of nautical salvagers as they rack their brains for the answer.
The general consensus appears to be that they do not know.
‘A stick!’ you say
Silence
Followed by myriad of pointy things and hot lead come at you with great velocity. The kinetic energy impacts with your body and a transference of forces transposes many of your internal organs to the outside. Ouch.
The end.