You say ‘Awfully sorry old chap, can’t understand a word you are saying. Any chance you could repeat that in a unpolluted English?’ He says
‘Sacre bleu, un Anglaise en Germaine? Sorry sir, contrasting to yourself, I have an educated mastery of an alternative vernacular, you English are so insolent. Any way, the arrangement is that you are required to bestow unto me all your capital funds and you won’t experience any supplementary distress.’
Do you
Give him all you money. All one coin of it.
Say ‘Perhaps there is another way we could settle this matter like gentleman?’