You smile. He says ‘You are excellent, a great mastery of the sword but I have you bested, hang on, why are you smiling?’
You say ‘Ha ha, you fight well, but you see, I am not left handed’ you throw your sword into the air, spin and catch it with your right hand, you cut and strike and beat him back. Alas he seems to be smiling too. ‘Oh no let me guess’ you say.
You think surely this should be the other way around? Sure enough it turns out he is not left handed either and with a cut a thrust and a spin and twirl and a flash and dash and a plunge and a lunge and a final flick he sends your sword flying from your hand embedding itself in a passing tree, he puts the tip of his sword to your throat.
Do you