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Posted by The_Earl 30 Sep 2007, 09:05

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Dead by dawn!

Us gringo going loco with the lack of hombre action.

A whole week with no latin take of life.

I theenk the lady insides the doors puts her feets down no?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 30 Sep 2007, 13:19

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Hey Amigos!

You mees us eh?

I just go back from Granada - ees een España you know! No, really I do! after that we go to the Costa Del Sol, a leetle place called Malaga - you weel no have heard of eet cos eet's een España an' you steenkeeng Engleesh types weel NEVER be able to get through the Spanish customs eh?

España ees safe from Eengleesh types like you forever I theenk?

Any old how's, we be coming to viseet your leetle island pretty soon I theenk, I hear eet ees cold an damp at this time of the year...well, eet ees cold an' damp any time of the year as I hear eet, so me and my compadré Cheech weel be wrapping up warm an' bringeeng the tequila and other chili-bases supplies to keep the Eengleesh weather out.

Oh, si, an' eet ees Donde esta el Español? amigo - you ask een the tongue of the even more steenkier fr*nchie! But then you Eengleesh-types theenk we ees all eenterchangable 'european'-types once you get over what you laughingly call the Eengleesh channel, so I speak LOUD....AN'.....SL...OW...LY so that you can understan' cos thees ees what you types do when you come over here eh?

An' we also hope to meet very steenky Eengleesh hombré called Billy Nomates or sometheeng like thees? He ees trader an' we have sometheeng to trade that we theenk weel make muchos peseta to help fund the treep to the New World. They ees shipment of hundreds of the wonderful straw donkey weeth funny leetle straw hat! We theenk these weel catch on beeg time eh? Soon all you be wanteeng one of these, an' Cheech an' Chong weel be muy rico, you mark my words amigo!

Later muchachos!

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Posted by Cheech Mariner 1 Oct 2007, 10:04

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Thees leetle burro weeth straw hat ees thee best. Eeet make mee laugh, weeth eets leetle face an enigmatic smile (eets like eeet ees being pleasured). Eet weel make us reech for sure, eh amigo.

Ees good job thee Beely Nonamigo ees comeeng to steenking eengland else wee would not bee haveeng any muchos pesata.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 1 Oct 2007, 11:24

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Aye Chihuahua! How we laugh when we see eet - every time, ees no lie! Thees be the best theeng seense that hombré from Romania make that tweesty box weeth all the coloured squares on eet that no one could figure out eh?

We be reech an' famous for sure amigo - maybe we no even need to find The Legendary Lost City?

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stupidity can never be ruled out

What i is havin trouble wiv ere, is understandin what it is you spanish dogs are sayin?
Straw donkey!! What bleedin use is a bloody straw donkey, might be able to do some deal wiv the hats tho, jus cleared my hold of some fine skunk hides, theys makes lovely merkins ya no!
now where's me bleedin crew

Posted by Thomas DeChong 2 Oct 2007, 07:49

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Ees always the problemo when talkeeng to the Eengleesh - we have to talk slow an' loud to make ourself understood.

Senore Mateless, ees good to talk to you again, an' upwind thees time too. Amigo, you deed such the fine job shipping the 500 barrels of rancid anchovies out of port Torremolinos (eet is another leetle Spanish town, you weel be unlikely to have heard of eet, my heart swells when I theenk of the open and unspoilt lands of the Coast Of The Sun weeth almost no buildeengs on eet at all for miles eh?).

Any old hows, haveeng done such the grand job weeth the hairy feesh we immediately though of you for thees next job...although as Cheech point out, we would like to discuss maybe the cleaneeng of the hold before we load the next consignment?

But to sell the hats alone weel no work I suspect. They ees muy small senor Mateless, they belong on the donkey, (I laugh to myself now when I see their leetle faces in the eye of my mind, ees muy funny!). We have seen the gnomes een Germany an' they ees beeger than I thought, also they have their own hats. So unless the gnomes een Eenglad ees much smaller than their German compadrés an have lost their hats of red, then I suspect you weel no be able to sell the leetle hats alone. Take the donkey too amigo, eet ees good deal.

...I suspect you no know what the hell I talk about eh?

Later amigo.

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Posted by The_Earl 3 Oct 2007, 06:53

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Dead by dawn!

So is it true then, that kia ora is too orangey for crows?

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It all hurts more than it used to.

Errrm. You'll just have to imagine I'm a Spaniard, I'm afraid my costume's in the wash at the moment and you seem to have caught me 'on the hop' as it were.

Ok, I'll give it a shot:

Ay ameeeegoes, this ease the sensible questeeeon for the spanial...spaniard. Yes I do beleeev that the said dreeenk in questeeeon is indeeed too orangy for their tastes. Ombrey.

Uncanny how I can just drop into character at a moments notice isn't it.

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IMPOSTORES! Que?

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It all hurts more than it used to.

No - just your common or garden split personality - kind of like RSI for LRPers.

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	Ou est las Spanyardos? (Views 1,031) Posted by The_Earl 30 Sep 2007, 09:05
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Us gringo going loco with the lack of hombre action. A whole week with no latin take of life. I theenk the lady insides the doors puts her feets down no?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 30 Sep 2007, 13:19
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hey Amigos! You mees us eh? I just go back from Granada - ees een España you know! No, really I do! after that we go to the Costa Del Sol, a leetle place called Malaga - you weel no have heard of eet cos eet's een España an' you steenkeeng Engleesh types weel NEVER be able to get through the Spanish customs eh? España ees safe from Eengleesh types like you forever I theenk? Any old how's, we be coming to viseet your leetle island pretty soon I theenk, I hear eet ees cold an damp at this time of the year...well, eet ees cold an' damp any time of the year as I hear eet, so me and my compadré Cheech weel be wrapping up warm an' bringeeng the tequila and other chili-bases supplies to keep the Eengleesh weather out. Oh, si, an' eet ees Donde esta el Español? amigo - you ask een the tongue of the even more steenkier frnchie! But then you Eengleesh-types theenk we ees all eenterchangable 'european'-types once you get over what you laughingly call the Eengleesh* channel, so I speak LOUD....AN'.....SL...OW...LY so that you can understan' cos thees ees what you types do when you come over here eh? An' we also hope to meet very steenky Eengleesh hombré called Billy Nomates or sometheeng like thees? He ees trader an' we have sometheeng to trade that we theenk weel make muchos peseta to help fund the treep to the New World. They ees shipment of hundreds of the wonderful straw donkey weeth funny leetle straw hat! We theenk these weel catch on beeg time eh? Soon all you be wanteeng one of these, an' Cheech an' Chong weel be muy rico, you mark my words amigo! Later muchachos! Edited by Thomas DeChong 1 Oct 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 1 Oct 2007, 10:04
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	Thees leetle burro weeth straw hat ees thee best. Eeet make mee laugh, weeth eets leetle face an enigmatic smile (eets like eeet ees being pleasured). Eet weel make us reech for sure, eh amigo. Ees good job thee Beely Nonamigo ees comeeng to steenking eengland else wee would not bee haveeng any muchos pesata.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 1 Oct 2007, 11:24
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Aye Chihuahua! How we laugh when we see eet - every time, ees no lie! Thees be the best theeng seense that hombré from Romania make that tweesty box weeth all the coloured squares on eet that no one could figure out eh? We be reech an' famous for sure amigo - maybe we no even need to find The Legendary Lost City?
	Posted by Bill Mateless 1 Oct 2007, 20:42
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	What i is havin trouble wiv ere, is understandin what it is you spanish dogs are sayin? Straw donkey!! What bleedin use is a bloody straw donkey, might be able to do some deal wiv the hats tho, jus cleared my hold of some fine skunk hides, theys makes lovely merkins ya no! now where's me bleedin crew
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 2 Oct 2007, 07:49
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Ees always the problemo when talkeeng to the Eengleesh - we have to talk slow an' loud to make ourself understood. Senore Mateless, ees good to talk to you again, an' upwind thees time too. Amigo, you deed such the fine job shipping the 500 barrels of rancid anchovies out of port Torremolinos (eet is another leetle Spanish town, you weel be unlikely to have heard of eet, my heart swells when I theenk of the open and unspoilt lands of the Coast Of The Sun weeth almost no buildeengs on eet at all for miles eh?). Any old hows, haveeng done such the grand job weeth the hairy feesh we immediately though of you for thees next job...although as Cheech point out, we would like to discuss maybe the cleaneeng of the hold before we load the next consignment? But to sell the hats alone weel no work I suspect. They ees muy small senor Mateless, they belong on the donkey, (I laugh to myself now when I see their leetle faces in the eye of my mind, ees muy funny!). We have seen the gnomes een Germany an' they ees beeger than I thought, also they have their own hats. So unless the gnomes een Eenglad ees much smaller than their German compadrés an have lost their hats of red, then I suspect you weel no be able to sell the leetle hats alone. Take the donkey too amigo, eet ees good deal. ...I suspect you no know what the hell I talk about eh? Later amigo. Edited by Thomas DeChong 2 Oct 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by The_Earl 3 Oct 2007, 06:53
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	So is it true then, that kia ora is too orangey for crows?
	Posted by Mark 4 Oct 2007, 08:18
	Mark horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 141 Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Last Post: 30 Jan 2009 Last Online: 30 Jan 2009 It all hurts more than it used to.
	Errrm. You'll just have to imagine I'm a Spaniard, I'm afraid my costume's in the wash at the moment and you seem to have caught me 'on the hop' as it were. Ok, I'll give it a shot: Ay ameeeegoes, this ease the sensible questeeeon for the spanial...spaniard. Yes I do beleeev that the said dreeenk in questeeeon is indeeed too orangy for their tastes. Ombrey. Uncanny how I can just drop into character at a moments notice isn't it. Edited by Mark 4 Oct 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by The_Earl 4 Oct 2007, 12:47
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	IMPOSTORES! Que?
	Posted by Mark 4 Oct 2007, 18:13
	Mark horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 141 Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Last Post: 30 Jan 2009 Last Online: 30 Jan 2009 It all hurts more than it used to.
	No - just your common or garden split personality - kind of like RSI for LRPers.
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