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How much do we want Carrie the Cook? (Views 2,810)
Posted by The_Earl 31 Aug 2007, 21:32
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Hi all.

Carrie has not confirmed yet if she will be cooking for us again.

Please join this petition to try and convince her. She is out of the country for the next two weeks so please fill this thread with your love.

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Posted by Mark 1 Sep 2007, 10:35
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Dear God we want Carrie to come and feed us again!!!!

I mean, how are we to fight the forces of oppression without a full tummy?!?

As Si is sooo fond of pointing out, I'm one of the Methuselah's of LRP, and I don't recollect, in all my days man, boy and half-elf assassin/thief/M.U, ever being so well fed on an event.

It really makes a shoddy, ill-concieved and badly-organised weekend like BiC tolerable.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that I will only darken their grubby doorstep if Carrie returns to stuff us full of her fine cooking!

So please, think of their careers before you say no; they've struggled for days to build this business empire up from nothing! How will Larry be able to afford the gallons of Chateux Neuf Entré de Legs he's forced to consume daily to keep the voices at bay? How will Si be able to afford the buckets of bikini wax he needs to keep his body hair in check and therefore engage in his hobby - nay, his life's calling - of dressing up in women's clothing and hanging round in woods on the off-chance of bumping into someone dressed up like a pir*te?!

So join us in our fantasy world, we're incapable of feeding ourselves upon anything more than instant noodles and warm beer without you!



But seriously - please come back Carrie - your food's great and so are you :)

Mark (Thomas DeChong)



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Posted by mrroach 1 Sep 2007, 11:51
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dear god yes....we need a cook, NO NOT JUST ANY COOK BUT CARRIE COOK, NEVER BEFOR HAVE i CONSUMED SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CABBAGE WITH SO MUCH GUSTO, sorry for shouting it was the voices...whats that? no NOT HIM NOT NOW ARRRRGGHHHHH THE OWLS......


Seriously we need you carrie...your our only hope.

Posted by mrblacklung 2 Sep 2007, 12:08
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CARRIE FEED ME! i can't live on albatros and dolphin alone. don't make i cry! we love you.

Posted by the_happy_pig 6 Sep 2007, 22:52
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Carrie, if you don't come back, we will all surely perish.

And can you really live with blood on your hands?

Our blood?

You don't want that now do you?

Posted by bri 12 Sep 2007, 06:03
Well I want your blood, but I'd rather Carrie cooks for us. Please carrie, feed me, don't worry about them, its only me I care about.

Posted by Gunner 12 Sep 2007, 07:56
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Carrie....

Come cook for us and we'll tell you that we love you,

Come cook for us and we'll tell you that we care.... (we really do)


Please come and re-create your masterful wares for our delectation as I don't want to have to eat Si's malodorous stew ever again.
Although he did make very good scones with jam and cream....Mmm.

Gunner.

Posted by Mark 12 Sep 2007, 09:05
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Last time Si cooked for us I found a chest hair in my soup.

At least I think it was a chest hair...

Posted by puffed 13 Sep 2007, 07:45
please please please please please please please please please please please please come again carrie, i have nothing eaten since the last event. if you haven't cooked it then it is dust and sand in my mouth. please come as i am hungry

Posted by The_Earl 17 Sep 2007, 19:39
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Carrie should be back now, our fate is in her hands...
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