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Posted by Ade 7 Sep 2007, 20:43
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I just wandered in from the woods, my car broke down up the road a bit and I was wondering if you had a phone I could use OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT FACE AT THE WINDOW!!!

Count me in b*t*h boy!

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Posted by Mark 7 Sep 2007, 20:44
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Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 20:56
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What? I see no face, must have been a passing tree or something, or the wind. Yes the wind.

Anyways whos for pizza? I'll order a delivery.

Did someone forget to play the bill as the phone is dead?

Posted by mrroach 8 Sep 2007, 11:09
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oh yer sorry about that, you see sarah, my girlfriend was going to phone for a cab because we had had an argument. so I pulled the connection out of the wall and then went outside and cut the telegraph pole down with an axe just to be sure. sorry guys it was an extreme measure to a rather silly and simple problem, but I was quite angry, mainly because of the flak I get at school for not making the gym try outs. by the way I lost the axe one minute it was leaning against the wall and the next it had gone, which is a bit concerning what with that escaped mental patient on the loose......what was that noise? HEY DYLAN IS THAT YOU????

Posted by Mark 10 Sep 2007, 07:38
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Now I seem to remember something that Professor Heinz P Lovelace at the Ginantonic University for Studies of the Strange and Unnamable told me, something to do with special words that you could say to ward off evil if you ever got into something strange or unnamable.

Hmmm, now what were those words?

"Klaatu Barada Shampoo"?

...no, that wasn't it.

"Klaatu Barracuda Nike"?

...nah, pretty sure that wasn't it either.

Oh never mind, I'm sure it wasn't important.

Anyone got a hammer? I've just noticed that big rusty steel spike on the back of the door at eye height and I was going to hammer it flat before someone hurt themselves on it. Oh well, we're all grownups here, I'm sure we'll be careful.



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Posted by Mark 10 Sep 2007, 07:41
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Oh, look what I just found!

It's some sort of map of the area - wonder what all those stains are?


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Posted by mrroach 11 Sep 2007, 08:27
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Just to make sure, I have just been into the old wood shed, yknow the one with the dodgy lock that wouldnt hold for long if somone was trying to get in. and its simply full to bursting with bear traps, so just on a safety note dont go fumbling around it in the dark ok guys. OOOOOHHH whats thid sticky resinous goo I just put my hand in???

Posted by Mark 11 Sep 2007, 13:35
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...that would be Will, I'm afraid he got a little over excited about the toolshed.

Don't worry, I chucked all those beartraps randomly about the woods so no one would find them and do anything silly with them.

Some of those springs were pretty rusty but I managed to get most of them open.

Did anyone hear that odd chanting sound a while back, sort of Cthulhu Ftang Ryela Shub Niggurath Ikea Eki Eki Ftang Neeeeewaaah?

Must be a Welshman lost in the woods...

Posted by mrroach 13 Sep 2007, 08:38
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yes like I said a mental patient.....they actually think that they have a football team?????
Anyway Im off to deadmans cove the place where those pir*tes were murdered and ate each other...Why that was exactly 100 years ago today....oooh whats that fog???? I think Ill explore...alone of course.

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Good plan, be sure to take a box of damp matches with you in case you need some light.

I think I'll go and explore the old medical research facility down the road, apparently they were researching on monk*ys - something to do with a virus called 'Naffed Off'...



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