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Posted by The_Earl 6 Sep 2007, 05:29

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Strange markings eh? Read them out out us, make sure you really shout them and read them very clearly so we all can hear.

... and if you are going to play with that knife while you read, do concentrate, you don't want to cut yourself now do you?

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It all hurts more than it used to.

Oh yes, I just remembered, I hope nobody minds, but I buried my insane old Aunt in the cellar, it's ok, she was dead - she died from an infected rat-monk*y bite.

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Brilliant! That's the kind of story that will scare my hot, yet trashy, girlfriend into hopefully wanting to have loud sex with me later in some out of the way, but quite exposed place.

Can we turn the lights off down here and have a couple of badly positioned candles instead?

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sounds good to me, all those bright lights are hurting my eyes. guess i shouldn't have smoked so much weed or drunk so much beer. oh well. wait....think i heard a noise outsideby the dustbins. probably those bloody racoons again. i'll go and shoo them off.....now if i could just see straight.

Posted by mrroach 7 Sep 2007, 05:32

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I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

its ok, here take this torch with you, its the only one we've got. oh yer the batteries are a bit duff but I didnt think we'd need it out here in DEADFLESH WOODS if it plays up just bang it ineffectively against your hand....

Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 05:35

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What we need is some sort of fox proof bin.

Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 05:38

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And talking of hands, that bite you took from that old man. Its looking very sore. Seems to be spreading up your arms into your body. You do look very peaky. Are you cold? Why are you trying to hug me? No, stop trying to kiss me you gayer - go and see Mark he likes that sort of thing.

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I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

hey everyone its a full moon, im going out into the woods with the the mousey(but secretly hottie) girl mellissa. Im not sure exactly where but Ill be sure to tell nobody...hoorah rocks off

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It all hurts more than it used to.

That's not Mellissa My-God-But-You're-Beautiful-When-You-Take-Off-Those-Glasses-Miss Jones is it?

The one with the specky glasses and the orange turtleneck? The one who's grandfather went to Istanbul to research the ancient lost/forbidden texts of the NecroDeadiDoomiCon, the tome that's purported to have been written by the mad Arab Abdul H.P Alaircraft is it? The dread librum who's very mention can turn a sane man mad?

The Compendium of Chaos? The Omnibus of 'orror? The Dissertation of Death? The Pamphlet of Pain? The Tome of Terror? The Thesaurus of Things? The Paperback of Putridness?

No?

Oh, my mistake.

And by the way, I'm not a gayer, I'm just the geeky guy who finds it difficult to get along with girls becaue I spend all my time at the computer referencing films (sorry - 'movies') and video games - by the way, has anyone played PONG yet? Awsome graphics!

Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 20:19

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Perhaps we should stop soon, lets not give away the whole plot.

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	Braaaaaaains! Posted by The_Earl 6 Sep 2007, 05:29
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Strange markings eh? Read them out out us, make sure you really shout them and read them very clearly so we all can hear. ... and if you are going to play with that knife while you read, do concentrate, you don't want to cut yourself now do you?
	Posted by Mark 6 Sep 2007, 07:03
	Mark horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 141 Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Last Post: 30 Jan 2009 Last Online: 30 Jan 2009 It all hurts more than it used to.
	Oh yes, I just remembered, I hope nobody minds, but I buried my insane old Aunt in the cellar, it's ok, she was dead - she died from an infected rat-monk*y bite.
	Posted by the_happy_pig 6 Sep 2007, 23:50
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	Brilliant! That's the kind of story that will scare my hot, yet trashy, girlfriend into hopefully wanting to have loud sex with me later in some out of the way, but quite exposed place. Can we turn the lights off down here and have a couple of badly positioned candles instead?
	Posted by mrblacklung 7 Sep 2007, 00:30
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	sounds good to me, all those bright lights are hurting my eyes. guess i shouldn't have smoked so much weed or drunk so much beer. oh well. wait....think i heard a noise outsideby the dustbins. probably those bloody racoons again. i'll go and shoo them off.....now if i could just see straight.
	Posted by mrroach 7 Sep 2007, 05:32
	mrroach horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 70 Joined: 3 Jul 2007 Last Post: 20 Apr 2010 Last Online: 20 Apr 2010 I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.
	its ok, here take this torch with you, its the only one we've got. oh yer the batteries are a bit duff but I didnt think we'd need it out here in DEADFLESH WOODS if it plays up just bang it ineffectively against your hand....
	Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 05:35
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	What we need is some sort of fox proof bin.
	Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 05:38
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	And talking of hands, that bite you took from that old man. Its looking very sore. Seems to be spreading up your arms into your body. You do look very peaky. Are you cold? Why are you trying to hug me? No, stop trying to kiss me you gayer - go and see Mark he likes that sort of thing.
	Posted by mrroach 7 Sep 2007, 05:42
	mrroach horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 70 Joined: 3 Jul 2007 Last Post: 20 Apr 2010 Last Online: 20 Apr 2010 I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.
	hey everyone its a full moon, im going out into the woods with the the mousey(but secretly hottie) girl mellissa. Im not sure exactly where but Ill be sure to tell nobody...hoorah rocks off
	Posted by Mark 7 Sep 2007, 06:56
	Mark horror Offline The Dogs Posts: 141 Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Last Post: 30 Jan 2009 Last Online: 30 Jan 2009 It all hurts more than it used to.
	That's not Mellissa My-God-But-You're-Beautiful-When-You-Take-Off-Those-Glasses-Miss Jones is it? The one with the specky glasses and the orange turtleneck? The one who's grandfather went to Istanbul to research the ancient lost/forbidden texts of the NecroDeadiDoomiCon, the tome that's purported to have been written by the mad Arab Abdul H.P Alaircraft is it? The dread librum who's very mention can turn a sane man mad? The Compendium of Chaos? The Omnibus of 'orror? The Dissertation of Death? The Pamphlet of Pain? The Tome of Terror? The Thesaurus of Things? The Paperback of Putridness? No? Oh, my mistake. And by the way, I'm not a gayer, I'm just the geeky guy who finds it difficult to get along with girls becaue I spend all my time at the computer referencing films (sorry - 'movies') and video games - by the way, has anyone played PONG yet? Awsome graphics!
	Posted by The_Earl 7 Sep 2007, 20:19
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Perhaps we should stop soon, lets not give away the whole plot.
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