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Posted by Thomas DeChong 29 Jul 2007, 11:23
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!!EES REVOLUTION COMPADRES!!

Come and see the violence inherent een the system. Help! Help! we ees being repressed!


Leesten to us amigos, strange Earls lyin' in cyberspace feedleeng weeth our privates ees no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power, eet derives from a mandate from the masses amigos, not from some farcical eenternet forum!

The Earl ees exploiting us, he ees hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. He can no expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery pir*te make heem Earl!

We the amigos cry out for the revolution!
An' the right to wear the beeg hats and moustachio, and even on occasion the stretchy-pants of the macho hombré! An' to no have our privates messed weeth by steenkeen Eengleesh Earl!

Are you weeth us compadrés?!









compadrés?



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Posted by Cheech Mariner 29 Jul 2007, 19:13
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Eet ees true, amigo. Eef I went round saying I was Earl justa because some piratical type was throwing cannonballs at me, hombre, they'd put me in loonny bins.

viva cheech an chong, desperado, revolutionaries.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 30 Jul 2007, 08:27
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!AYE CHIHUAHUA!

Compadrés! Eef you weesh to join our revolution then I have compiled the useful Spanish phrases to shout out joyously een the street - come let our oppressors hear your cries of freedom!

"Mi cabeza es un pescado!" - Down weeth the oppressors!

"Cómo grasa es ese gato!" - How good it weel be to be free!

"Parezco un idiota en este sombrero" - Liberation for the people!

"Huelo como un perro mojado" - Eet is time for the masses to rise up and strike down the ruling classes, thus freeing the oppressed and rightful peoples of the land!

"¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!" - Be like the mouse and fight back against the cat!


Shout them weeth pride amigos!



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Posted by Thomas DeChong 1 Aug 2007, 13:59
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ees the silent revolution no?











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Posted by Cheech Mariner 1 Aug 2007, 18:40
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Si, shhhhh!
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