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Posted by Mister Smith 24 Jul 2007, 19:56
So Hombres, are we at war with you chaps?

Also where is it exactly you come from?

And you do know its 1685 don't you?

In addition why do birds suddenly sing, every time you are near?

Posted by Cheech Mariner2 25 Jul 2007, 07:48
Eh, Meester Smeeth... War ees only other word for opportuneety, you understand, hombre? While some sheeps ees looking een different direction wee ees sleeping through thee fine net of thee steenky eenglish or steenking fre*ch sheeps of the line, hombre.

Thees ees so wee can deleever thee finest herbs and spices, senior.

Wee ees from Nueva España but shush, some people say the opportuneety we speak of just now ees really WAR. Ees not so amigo. Wee ees on the side of whoever ees paying thee bill!

Birdies ees seening because just like you, hombre, they want to be, close to crazy hombres.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 09:07
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We are at war?

When did that happen hombré?!?!

We are pees loving hombrés an no like the war, except for the proffiteering an' the herb-running an' the looting of unimaginable wealth beyond the dreams of the hombré on the special lotus leaf an' the pillaging an' the murdering an' the slavery an' the sexy weeth all the nice senoritas, (or een some cases weeth the other hombré or the buro), an' the free dreenks an' the chance to travel to eenteresteeng places an' the occupyeeng of the foreign territories an' the war of terror an' the eemposeeng of our values on those who leeve een the deeferent manner to us.

No, we no like the war at all hombré.



Edited by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007  • Reason: I just thought of sometheeng funny amigo

Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 18:00
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...an' why does your parrot tick hombré?

Mine he go SQUAAAAAAAAARK - no tick.

Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 19:54
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Perhaps eet ees sick el canta loro, hombre.

Thees ees better than a muerto loro, si?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 26 Jul 2007, 10:11
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Eso loro est muerto!?!

Está caminó apagado bobina mortal e ido a reunión con es fabricante?!?

Mal día amigo!



Edited by Thomas DeChong 26 Jul 2007  • Reason: My Spaneesh, eet no so good hombré

Posted by mrblacklung 7 Aug 2007, 20:08
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¡madre del oh! es los albatros de nuevo. el did't i lo hace, yo no era uniforme allí

Posted by Cheech Mariner 8 Aug 2007, 08:42
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Eet ees true that eet es sabor del seabird.

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Quoted from: mrblacklung

¡madre del oh! es los albatros de nuevo. el did't i lo hace, yo no era uniforme allí


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