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Posted by Bishop 24 Jul 2007, 12:53

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Around the forum there is alot of talk about cat people.

What is the Hombres take on these feline fellows?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007, 14:04

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Cats ees good hombré - I have many gooood recipies for cat!

Eef we bump eento you een Germany you try some of Mama Jambalaya's cat jerky - ees muchos spicey eh?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007, 14:36

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

...although there ees one cat I no eat - hees name ees Senore Morrisimo.

He ees good mouser...and frog catcher.

He catch 3 fr*nchies an' seet on them til they suffocate. Ees hombrémane, eet no take long, Senore Morrisimo ees muchos heavy.

My amigo Carlos The Insane, he make wine skeen from them - eet seem appropriate no?

You want to see the most fearsome cat on tha whole of the seven seas amigo? Then you be brave to download the peecture below eh?

But be warned - EES NO FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!

Edited by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007 • Reason: Cos I mess eet up the first time hombré!

Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 08:00

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Cats ees steenking leetle furry beasts weeth no morals. They ees the pir*tes of the lounge-diner; they weel take anytheeng an sell eet to other cats. Eet ees true, amigo.

When there ees cats abroad, you must hide your stash to make eet sure they ees not making off weeth the herbs and spices, and makeeng healthy profeet at your expense, hombre.

But I steel ees not sure what ees in thee tube, hombre.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 08:54

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Everytheeng you say make me like the cat more amigo - they a lot like us eh?

Have you never peesed on the treasure chest an theenk "That ees mine now I theenk"?

What tube amigo?

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"You got my vote." → Cheech Mariner

Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 10:21

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Thees tube, amigo.

http://www.burntisclean.co.uk/cat3.jpg

Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 10:22

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

An you may weesh to ave a look at thees.

http://www.burntisclean.co.uk/Catpeople

Posted by Shocked 25 Jul 2007, 17:24

Shocking cats

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/

Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 17:58

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Amigo - thees ees no the forum for the preety peectures of the p*ssy, thees ees the forum for the macho hombrés weeth the swasheeng an' the buckleeng an' the eeleeceet herbs an' the OUTRAGEOUS brutalizeeng of the Spanish accent!

Cheech's Mother had the cat like the peecture you leenk too - eet no made good eating - eet too hairy and they smell bad when they cook een the barrel.

Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 19:59

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You been tasting my mama's cat, amigo. Thes ees not good, she ees telling me her cat ees eenfected weeth the seephilis. Eet es a pustulent, scabby, balding cat weeth weeping sores an deep wounds like a knife een a red pepper. You should not be tasting eet, hombre.

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	Cat people (Views 1,899) Posted by Bishop 24 Jul 2007, 12:53
	Bishop horror Offline Posts: 3 Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Last Post: 24 Jul 2007 Last Online: 24 Jul 2007
	Around the forum there is alot of talk about cat people. What is the Hombres take on these feline fellows?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007, 14:04
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Cats ees good hombré - I have many gooood recipies for cat! Eef we bump eento you een Germany you try some of Mama Jambalaya's cat jerky - ees muchos spicey eh?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007, 14:36
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	...although there ees one cat I no eat - hees name ees Senore Morrisimo. He ees good mouser...and frog catcher. He catch 3 frnchies an' seet on them til they suffocate. Ees hombrémane, eet no take long, Senore Morrisimo ees muchos heavy. My amigo Carlos The Insane, he make wine skeen from them - eet seem appropriate no? You want to see the most fearsome cat on tha whole of the seven seas amigo? Then you be brave to download the peecture below eh? But be warned - EES NO FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!* Attachment Morrisimo.jpg » 93.77 KB » 7 Downloads Edited by Thomas DeChong 24 Jul 2007 • Reason: Cos I mess eet up the first time hombré!
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 08:00
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Cats ees steenking leetle furry beasts weeth no morals. They ees the pir*tes of the lounge-diner; they weel take anytheeng an sell eet to other cats. Eet ees true, amigo. When there ees cats abroad, you must hide your stash to make eet sure they ees not making off weeth the herbs and spices, and makeeng healthy profeet at your expense, hombre. But I steel ees not sure what ees in thee tube, hombre.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 08:54
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Everytheeng you say make me like the cat more amigo - they a lot like us eh? Have you never peesed on the treasure chest an theenk "That ees mine now I theenk"? What tube amigo? Edited by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007 • Reason: "You got my vote." → Cheech Mariner
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 10:21
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Thees tube, amigo. http://www.burntisclean.co.uk/cat3.jpg
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 10:22
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	An you may weesh to ave a look at thees. http://www.burntisclean.co.uk/Catpeople
	Posted by Shocked 25 Jul 2007, 17:24
	Shocking cats http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 17:58
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Amigo - thees ees no the forum for the preety peectures of the pssy, thees ees the forum for the macho hombrés weeth the swasheeng an' the buckleeng an' the eeleeceet herbs an' the OUTRAGEOUS* brutalizeeng of the Spanish accent! Cheech's Mother had the cat like the peecture you leenk too - eet no made good eating - eet too hairy and they smell bad when they cook een the barrel.
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 19:59
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	You been tasting my mama's cat, amigo. Thes ees not good, she ees telling me her cat ees eenfected weeth the seephilis. Eet es a pustulent, scabby, balding cat weeth weeping sores an deep wounds like a knife een a red pepper. You should not be tasting eet, hombre.
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