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Posted by Cheech Mariner 22 Jul 2007, 19:39

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Dear Tommy DeChong, you ees smart cookie an I always wanted to know the answer to thees:

Who ees Juan thee reeper? (Hee the one that was not nice wee the senoritas, amigo)

Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 14:36

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Juan The Reeper?

I have no idea hombre, thees ees 1658, any madhombre likely to stalk the streets of London weel probably no do so for another 230 years amigo!

But eef you were to push me I may predict that an hombre called George Chapman weel be a likely suspect. Chapman, his real name weel probably be Severin Klosowski, weel be born in Poland in 1865 and weel enter an apprenticeship as a surgeon in Warsaw.

He weel probably travel to London in 1887 and weel find work as a barber’s assistant in the Whitechapel district, close to where the murders weel probably be committed. Chapman ees most likely a “lady’s man,” often living with one woman while he is still married to another and ees probably abusive to his wives.

He ees likely to resort to using tartar emetic, a colorless, odorless white powder to poison three of his wives and weel be arrested for the murder of his final wife after a doctor finds large doses of the poison in her body.

Chapman weel be hanged on April 7, 1903. Probably. The fact that Chapman weel have lived in the Whitechapel district during the time of the murders supports my theory. Eet cannot be ignored that he weel arrive in London shortly before the murders begin and the murders are most likely to stop when he travels to the Americas.

While there, another prostitute ees likely to be keelled in a similar fashion.

I theenk he weel also be the experienced surgeon.

Probably.

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Posted by The_Earl 23 Jul 2007, 16:21

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Dare I say it, what about the 'Lodge' influence?

Posted by Cheech Mariner2 23 Jul 2007, 16:45

But eef thees ees to appen, surely hees name ees not chap-man but hombrehombre. You ees forgetting your roots, amigo.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 16:50

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Hombre, ees you talking about theory (that weel probably develop eef these events ever come to pass) that the Masons weel be eenvolved?

*Pffft*

Ees silly idea, why a builder want to keel all these senoritas eh?

Maybe they no pay the bill for the plastereeng work they have done? Maybe they complain about the regularity and levelleeng of breekwork on outhouse? Maybe they no offer heem cup of steenkeen Eengleesh tea for elevenses, or no put 5 spoons of sugar een when asked?

Eef you theenk that maybe een the future an hombre called Albert Victor Christian Edward, the Duke of Clarence (who may or may no be known as "Eddy" to his friends) weel be accused of committing the murders to cover up his alleged marriage to a Catholic shop girl, possibly called Annie Crook, then I spurn the idea weeth the distain eet deeserve hombre.

Besides, he no builder.

I hope thees answer your question amigo.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 16:52

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You ees correct amigo, eet obviously ees 'hombrehombre'.

We have been here for too long amigo, I ees picking up steenkeen Eengleesh accent no?

Posted by The_Earl 23 Jul 2007, 17:21

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So then just for the record.

This reeper, should we fear him?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 17:35

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Hombre, I suspect the seasons, they no fear the reeper, nor do the wind, the sun or even the rain.

I theenk we can be like they are amigo

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Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 08:41

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What ees you talkin about, hombre??@@@!!""££~~####

Me ees theenking you ave a stash of some new erb I ees not been seeing before, eh?

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I was being lyrical amigo - I no know where those words come from but they seem right eh?

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	Who ees Juan thee reeper (Views 875) Posted by Cheech Mariner 22 Jul 2007, 19:39
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Dear Tommy DeChong, you ees smart cookie an I always wanted to know the answer to thees: Who ees Juan thee reeper? (Hee the one that was not nice wee the senoritas, amigo)
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 14:36
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Juan The Reeper? I have no idea hombre, thees ees 1658, any madhombre likely to stalk the streets of London weel probably no do so for another 230 years amigo! But eef you were to push me I may predict that an hombre called George Chapman weel be a likely suspect. Chapman, his real name weel probably be Severin Klosowski, weel be born in Poland in 1865 and weel enter an apprenticeship as a surgeon in Warsaw. He weel probably travel to London in 1887 and weel find work as a barber’s assistant in the Whitechapel district, close to where the murders weel probably be committed. Chapman ees most likely a “lady’s man,” often living with one woman while he is still married to another and ees probably abusive to his wives. He ees likely to resort to using tartar emetic, a colorless, odorless white powder to poison three of his wives and weel be arrested for the murder of his final wife after a doctor finds large doses of the poison in her body. Chapman weel be hanged on April 7, 1903. Probably. The fact that Chapman weel have lived in the Whitechapel district during the time of the murders supports my theory. Eet cannot be ignored that he weel arrive in London shortly before the murders begin and the murders are most likely to stop when he travels to the Americas. While there, another prostitute ees likely to be keelled in a similar fashion. I theenk he weel also be the experienced surgeon. Probably. Edited by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by The_Earl 23 Jul 2007, 16:21
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	Dare I say it, what about the 'Lodge' influence?
	Posted by Cheech Mariner2 23 Jul 2007, 16:45
	But eef thees ees to appen, surely hees name ees not chap-man but hombrehombre. You ees forgetting your roots, amigo.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 16:50
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hombre, ees you talking about theory (that weel probably develop eef these events ever come to pass) that the Masons weel be eenvolved? Pffft Ees silly idea, why a builder want to keel all these senoritas eh? Maybe they no pay the bill for the plastereeng work they have done? Maybe they complain about the regularity and levelleeng of breekwork on outhouse? Maybe they no offer heem cup of steenkeen Eengleesh tea for elevenses, or no put 5 spoons of sugar een when asked? Eef you theenk that maybe een the future an hombre called Albert Victor Christian Edward, the Duke of Clarence (who may or may no be known as "Eddy" to his friends) weel be accused of committing the murders to cover up his alleged marriage to a Catholic shop girl, possibly called Annie Crook, then I spurn the idea weeth the distain eet deeserve hombre. Besides, he no builder. I hope thees answer your question amigo.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 16:52
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	You ees correct amigo, eet obviously ees 'hombrehombre'. We have been here for too long amigo, I ees picking up steenkeen Eengleesh accent no?
	Posted by The_Earl 23 Jul 2007, 17:21
	The_Earl Administrator Offline The Dogs Posts: 319 Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Last Post: 26 Sep 2012 Last Online: 20 Jun 2013 Dead by dawn!
	So then just for the record. This reeper, should we fear him?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007, 17:35
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hombre, I suspect the seasons, they no fear the reeper, nor do the wind, the sun or even the rain. I theenk we can be like they are amigo Edited by Thomas DeChong 23 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 25 Jul 2007, 08:41
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	What ees you talkin about, hombre??@@@!!""££~~#### Me ees theenking you ave a stash of some new erb I ees not been seeing before, eh?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 25 Jul 2007, 08:50
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	I was being lyrical amigo - I no know where those words come from but they seem right eh?
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