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Posted by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007, 18:33

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Hombre.

When you mention our scam artist compadre Paulo Newhombre, eet remind me of all our other amigos we have met on our travels.

Do you remember our musician amigo who make the mandolin seeng like the banshee? The local priest he believe that our amigo was possessed by the devil himself when he play!

I try to remember hees name...oh si, eet was Carlos Satanna.

I try to remember the others hombre but the herbs they mess weeth my head.

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Posted by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007, 19:24

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

...oh si - I remember!

Cheech my friend, do you remember when we got lost in rainforest in the New World?

You remember that tribe we lived weeth for a while?

They had the other musician there, but he was strange hombre! He had blonde hair and he spoke weeth accent that sound like Geordie from north of steenkin' Eengland.

He play the lute preety bad too amigo!

I theenk hees name translate as "Pointy End Of Bee"?

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Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 08:12

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

I too ees struggling to cogitate on thees uncogitable queestion. Eet seem wee heet upon a good one at thee start, hombre.

Thees thread ees a muerto loro, hombre.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:16

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Surely you cannot forget the machine of the lurve - Barrio Blanco?

Hees voice make your grandmamma moist hombre!

Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:18

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Hey!

Now they name me after our painted amigo Adamio Hormiga - he was true Dandy Highwayhombre!

Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 20:37

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

Highywayhombre? Thees ees dreedful untruth. Wee ees the only one weeth the high-way, and eet come pleesure of mama chillo joos an thee skills of speecial rolling. You must bee geeting theengs mixed up again, amigo.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 20 Jul 2007, 09:06

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Ees true, we have the best way to get high een all the high seas amigo (an' we been preety high on them seas no?)

I have the heavy night weeth Elegante Especia while her husband ees away een the New World - we get muchos wankered (ees only way I get my pecker up amigo, she has nose like the peeg! But she ees loaded hombre!).

Posted by Cheech Mariner 20 Jul 2007, 10:21

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

Elegante Especia???!!! Ees not true, hose.

She ees bootiful seniorite weeth thee beeg pechos. You ees veery fortuna hombre.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 20 Jul 2007, 17:20

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I no theenk we talk about the same persona amigo - she ees wife of Davio Beckjamón, the one that's good weeth the balls but has the brain of the shrew?

Posted by Cheech Mariner 20 Jul 2007, 20:29

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You ees talking about posh spice, si si, I see, amigo. I translate thees strange language as Elegant senorita; thees ees not the same, muchachos.

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	Paulo Newhombre and amigos (Views 1,691) Posted by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007, 18:33
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hombre. When you mention our scam artist compadre Paulo Newhombre, eet remind me of all our other amigos we have met on our travels. Do you remember our musician amigo who make the mandolin seeng like the banshee? The local priest he believe that our amigo was possessed by the devil himself when he play! I try to remember hees name...oh si, eet was Carlos Satanna. I try to remember the others hombre but the herbs they mess weeth my head. Edited by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007, 19:24
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	...oh si - I remember! Cheech my friend, do you remember when we got lost in rainforest in the New World? You remember that tribe we lived weeth for a while? They had the other musician there, but he was strange hombre! He had blonde hair and he spoke weeth accent that sound like Geordie from north of steenkin' Eengland. He play the lute preety bad too amigo! I theenk hees name translate as "Pointy End Of Bee"? Edited by Thomas DeChong 18 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 08:12
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	I too ees struggling to cogitate on thees uncogitable queestion. Eet seem wee heet upon a good one at thee start, hombre. Thees thread ees a muerto loro, hombre.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:16
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Surely you cannot forget the machine of the lurve - Barrio Blanco? Hees voice make your grandmamma moist hombre!
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:18
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hey! Now they name me after our painted amigo Adamio Hormiga - he was true Dandy Highwayhombre!
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 20:37
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Highywayhombre? Thees ees dreedful untruth. Wee ees the only one weeth the high-way, and eet come pleesure of mama chillo joos an thee skills of speecial rolling. You must bee geeting theengs mixed up again, amigo.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 20 Jul 2007, 09:06
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Ees true, we have the best way to get high een all the high seas amigo (an' we been preety high on them seas no?) I have the heavy night weeth Elegante Especia while her husband ees away een the New World - we get muchos wankered (ees only way I get my pecker up amigo, she has nose like the peeg! But she ees loaded hombre!).
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 20 Jul 2007, 10:21
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Elegante Especia???!!! Ees not true, hose. She ees bootiful seniorite weeth thee beeg pechos. You ees veery fortuna hombre.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 20 Jul 2007, 17:20
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	I no theenk we talk about the same persona amigo - she ees wife of Davio Beckjamón, the one that's good weeth the balls but has the brain of the shrew?
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 20 Jul 2007, 20:29
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	You ees talking about posh spice, si si, I see, amigo. I translate thees strange language as Elegant senorita; thees ees not the same, muchachos.
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