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Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:12

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

Always, I ere, wee must avoid the cook's beef tacos, eh hombre. She is too free with them and they make you sick wid love.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:32

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Hombre - we have a cook?

Weeth tacos?!

Weeth beef inside them?

Why I no know about thees earlier - I no have those 8 burrittos for breakfast eef I know thees!

Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:35

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

I theenk there will be a cook when we is on dis mission for The Big E and Big R, and Big B, also. She ees mighty fine looking woman, I ere.... but maybe ees hombre dis time.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:44

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Maybe she hombre last time an' you no look hard enough eh?

Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:47

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

Hey hombre - don't look now but I theenk we being watched! I just checked an' we no alone here, we have 20 search Roberts on the line weeth us!

I no like the sound of thees hombre, why 20 hombre's called Robert want to search us eh? eet sound like the customs *spit* again!

...oh no, wait, they 'enjeens' no 'Roberts' - what's a 'enjeen' hombre?

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Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:51

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Eees not funny, hombre, even thought I ees laughing. I should smoke less in morning. But dis Roberts who ees seeking, it ees not seekin us hombre... no, I theenk he looking for horses in sacks of sand...

Now thee secret is out, customs (spit) they weel be after all sandy horse thiefs, i am theenking.

Posted by Salty_Dog 13 Jul 2007, 17:36

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You started talking about your culinary skills.

Is it true you have to re fry your beans because you never get them right the first time?

Posted by Cheech Mariner 14 Jul 2007, 19:06

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It ees true, Salt Dog. Cooking good beens ees an art - not the girly art weeth a brush an peegment - but like tacking thees whaler into a gale, muchachos.

First yee must smother beens weeth the joos of a buteeful senorita, theen yee must cook reel slow like a qualeety weed from thee high hills of El dorado. Then, as you say, you must cook eet for a second time but now weeth mama's chilli joos.

Only then weel you have the real re-fried beens, hombre.

Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:06

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Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.

...an' then he weel know the true meaning of Papa Habanero's !!!Reeng Of Fire!!!

Then maybe the Commodo Silla not seem so bad eh?

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Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 20:44

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Gone for a smoke, hombre

Not seem so bad? Thees ees true, hombre. Een fact, ee would doo well to eexpect eet...eef eet ees ever possible, for eets first weepon ees surprise, ees eet not.

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	Ees time to start new topic, hombre (Views 2,517) Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:12
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Always, I ere, wee must avoid the cook's beef tacos, eh hombre. She is too free with them and they make you sick wid love.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:32
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hombre - we have a cook? Weeth tacos?! Weeth beef inside them? Why I no know about thees earlier - I no have those 8 burrittos for breakfast eef I know thees!
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:35
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	I theenk there will be a cook when we is on dis mission for The Big E and Big R, and Big B, also. She ees mighty fine looking woman, I ere.... but maybe ees hombre dis time.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:44
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Maybe she hombre last time an' you no look hard enough eh?
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007, 09:47
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	Hey hombre - don't look now but I theenk we being watched! I just checked an' we no alone here, we have 20 search Roberts on the line weeth us! I no like the sound of thees hombre, why 20 hombre's called Robert want to search us eh? eet sound like the customs spit again! ...oh no, wait, they 'enjeens' no 'Roberts' - what's a 'enjeen' hombre? Edited by Thomas DeChong 13 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 13 Jul 2007, 09:51
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Eees not funny, hombre, even thought I ees laughing. I should smoke less in morning. But dis Roberts who ees seeking, it ees not seekin us hombre... no, I theenk he looking for horses in sacks of sand... Now thee secret is out, customs (spit) they weel be after all sandy horse thiefs, i am theenking.
	Posted by Salty_Dog 13 Jul 2007, 17:36
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	You started talking about your culinary skills. Is it true you have to re fry your beans because you never get them right the first time?
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 14 Jul 2007, 19:06
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	It ees true, Salt Dog. Cooking good beens ees an art - not the girly art weeth a brush an peegment - but like tacking thees whaler into a gale, muchachos. First yee must smother beens weeth the joos of a buteeful senorita, theen yee must cook reel slow like a qualeety weed from thee high hills of El dorado. Then, as you say, you must cook eet for a second time but now weeth mama's chilli joos. Only then weel you have the real re-fried beens, hombre.
	Posted by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007, 17:06
	Thomas DeChong Offline The Dogs Posts: 140 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 14 Oct 2007 Last Online: 14 Oct 2007 Am I sailing ok? - Hombre, I think we're moored.
	...an' then he weel know the true meaning of Papa Habanero's *!!!Reeng Of Fire!!!* Then maybe the Commodo Silla not seem so bad eh? Edited by Thomas DeChong 19 Jul 2007 • Reason:
	Posted by Cheech Mariner 19 Jul 2007, 20:44
	Cheech Mariner Offline The Dogs Posts: 95 Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Last Post: 9 Oct 2007 Last Online: 9 Oct 2007 Gone for a smoke, hombre
	Not seem so bad? Thees ees true, hombre. Een fact, ee would doo well to eexpect eet...eef eet ees ever possible, for eets first weepon ees surprise, ees eet not.
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