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Posted by The_Earl 10 Jul 2007, 17:37

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Burnt is Clean Newsletter – July 07

Welcome again to this marathon of a gargantuan behemoth slice of gossip and hearsay. I have produced this newsletter in the medium of woven yogurt and my lucky number this month is PI, yum! An irrational number you can eat!

Ein Paar von Nuchte un den Nizen Schrzen
Only a month to go now. Things are all going swimmingly, no panic at all, no siree.

Character briefs
Character briefs should be going out shortly, nothing too exciting so don’t get your hopes up. Just remember in certain countries ‘briefs’ is another name for pants. This is no mere coincidence. For those who have not given me character details yet, come on, sort it out.

Toxic Death
As far as I know the water at Caddihoe is still full of buggy creepy-crawly beasties. Please bring some drinking water for your personal hydration and ablutions.
As for those who favour fermented fruit and grain, please remember that you may still want a bit of the old H2O every now and again.

Crew
We are always in need of crew to jolly things along, they always help to make things a bit less one sided. I assure you it is a noble and gallant thing to come and crew with us. You may even have a few chuckles and assist us in a few larks. We have plenty of kit for loan so as long as you have some pants*, come along. Do let us know if you would like to come.

www.burntisclean.co.uk

Forums
There has actually been some activity on the forums. Yay! For those playing it give an opportunity to spout froth at your fellow players and to gain some knowledge of what may or may not be happening.
For those not playing it offers all manner of advice and guidance.
For anyone else there is also the infinite wisdom of the Old Salty Dog who is slowly gathering dust, but yet has the knowledge to uncover life’s enigmas.

Character generator
There is also a new and exciting online character generator where you can generate yourself a Burnt is Clean character online, or put another way character, online, generate. How cool is that? It sorts out a character based on your responses to a powerful psychosomatic test. It takes all the strain out of the difficult and demanding character generation process. This can be found on the ‘Adventure’ section of the site.

On line payments.
As a result of all the ‘dog has eaten my mothers cheque book that is in the post with my accountant’ nonsense I have had to contend with trying to get money out you blighters, I have set up a splendid Google online payment system for the next event (which is only in October!). This incurs no extra charge to yourselves and makes things a darn load simpler. You have to sign up for a free Google account, but they are not that evil. Details are on the ‘Events’ section of the site.

On line adventure
A reminder that there is an exciting audio visual on line prequel adventure to the latest caper. This will immerse you into your role and set you up nicely to begin the next event. Strangely this can be found on the ‘Adventure’ section of the site.

A further couple of Nights at the Mermaid’s Purse
12-14 October 2007, Caddihoe
The next adventure of spiritual and culinary delight is now accepting reservations so that you can feast and gorge yourselves in a banquet of gastronomic mediocrity and dreary discontentment. This event is set back in old Blighty and more than that I am not at liberty to divulge to you vulnerable vagabonds.
Please contact me at theearl@burntisclean.co.uk to reserve a place. You may also pay for this frippery using the new spangled online payment method. I ask payments are made by end of August. I realise that this is not much time, but our events are run on a shoestring and we need the dosh to make and create new toys for us all to play with.
Places are limited, so book (and pay) early to avoid disappointment.

Undercover monk*y
I shall be undertaking an urgent mission for the Queen from 27th July – 5th August. During this time I shall be unavailable. I know you will miss me and have loads of urgent stuff you will want to bombard me with but I go to a greater cause. I can not give you specific details but suffice to say the fate whole of modern civilisation and perhaps the whole world rests upon my portly frame.
If you see smoke coming from the hills have no fear, there may also be some strange news reports regarding lights in the sky, again nothing to worry your pretty little heads about. Trust me, it will all be fine. I’ll let you know when I am back and the world is safe again. Keep breathing.

Do you have anything to add m’laud
If you have anything that you wish to add, promote or flog via this newsletter then let me know and it will go before the standards commission, moral tribunal and the ethical committee who will decide if you pitiful pleadings are fit to grace this auspicious appendage.

Other luncheon meat products are available
I hope that I have sorted out the Burnt is Clean mailing list and that you are not receiving this as spam. If you are I am most sorry, let me know and I will remove you from the list.

So to conclude
Again I hope you enjoyed this slice of Swashbuckling Soufflé, light and fluffy when done right, soggy and sagging in the middle when done wrong. The next newsletter will feature tales and updates of the next event which will be by the time you read it will be the last event and the next event will then be one that hasn’t even happened yet, not that it has already as it is the next event but one.

Thought for the day
Hmmmm PI

Chin chin
Si

*And yes I am serious, you need to bring pants AND wear them.

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	Burnt is Clean Newsletter – July 07 Welcome again to this marathon of a gargantuan behemoth slice of gossip and hearsay. I have produced this newsletter in the medium of woven yogurt and my lucky number this month is PI, yum! An irrational number you can eat! Ein Paar von Nuchte un den Nizen Schrzen Only a month to go now. Things are all going swimmingly, no panic at all, no siree. Character briefs Character briefs should be going out shortly, nothing too exciting so don’t get your hopes up. Just remember in certain countries ‘briefs’ is another name for pants. This is no mere coincidence. For those who have not given me character details yet, come on, sort it out. Toxic Death As far as I know the water at Caddihoe is still full of buggy creepy-crawly beasties. Please bring some drinking water for your personal hydration and ablutions. As for those who favour fermented fruit and grain, please remember that you may still want a bit of the old H2O every now and again. Crew We are always in need of crew to jolly things along, they always help to make things a bit less one sided. I assure you it is a noble and gallant thing to come and crew with us. You may even have a few chuckles and assist us in a few larks. We have plenty of kit for loan so as long as you have some pants, come along. Do let us know if you would like to come. www.burntisclean.co.uk Forums* There has actually been some activity on the forums. Yay! For those playing it give an opportunity to spout froth at your fellow players and to gain some knowledge of what may or may not be happening. For those not playing it offers all manner of advice and guidance. For anyone else there is also the infinite wisdom of the Old Salty Dog who is slowly gathering dust, but yet has the knowledge to uncover life’s enigmas. Character generator There is also a new and exciting online character generator where you can generate yourself a Burnt is Clean character online, or put another way character, online, generate. How cool is that? It sorts out a character based on your responses to a powerful psychosomatic test. It takes all the strain out of the difficult and demanding character generation process. This can be found on the ‘Adventure’ section of the site. On line payments. As a result of all the ‘dog has eaten my mothers cheque book that is in the post with my accountant’ nonsense I have had to contend with trying to get money out you blighters, I have set up a splendid Google online payment system for the next event (which is only in October!). This incurs no extra charge to yourselves and makes things a darn load simpler. You have to sign up for a free Google account, but they are not that evil. Details are on the ‘Events’ section of the site. On line adventure A reminder that there is an exciting audio visual on line prequel adventure to the latest caper. This will immerse you into your role and set you up nicely to begin the next event. Strangely this can be found on the ‘Adventure’ section of the site. A further couple of Nights at the Mermaid’s Purse 12-14 October 2007, Caddihoe The next adventure of spiritual and culinary delight is now accepting reservations so that you can feast and gorge yourselves in a banquet of gastronomic mediocrity and dreary discontentment. This event is set back in old Blighty and more than that I am not at liberty to divulge to you vulnerable vagabonds. Please contact me at theearl@burntisclean.co.uk to reserve a place. You may also pay for this frippery using the new spangled online payment method. I ask payments are made by end of August. I realise that this is not much time, but our events are run on a shoestring and we need the dosh to make and create new toys for us all to play with. Places are limited, so book (and pay) early to avoid disappointment. Undercover monky* I shall be undertaking an urgent mission for the Queen from 27th July – 5th August. During this time I shall be unavailable. I know you will miss me and have loads of urgent stuff you will want to bombard me with but I go to a greater cause. I can not give you specific details but suffice to say the fate whole of modern civilisation and perhaps the whole world rests upon my portly frame. If you see smoke coming from the hills have no fear, there may also be some strange news reports regarding lights in the sky, again nothing to worry your pretty little heads about. Trust me, it will all be fine. I’ll let you know when I am back and the world is safe again. Keep breathing. Do you have anything to add m’laud If you have anything that you wish to add, promote or flog via this newsletter then let me know and it will go before the standards commission, moral tribunal and the ethical committee who will decide if you pitiful pleadings are fit to grace this auspicious appendage. Other luncheon meat products are available I hope that I have sorted out the Burnt is Clean mailing list and that you are not receiving this as spam. If you are I am most sorry, let me know and I will remove you from the list. So to conclude Again I hope you enjoyed this slice of Swashbuckling Soufflé, light and fluffy when done right, soggy and sagging in the middle when done wrong. The next newsletter will feature tales and updates of the next event which will be by the time you read it will be the last event and the next event will then be one that hasn’t even happened yet, not that it has already as it is the next event but one. Thought for the day Hmmmm PI Chin chin Si *And yes I am serious, you need to bring pants AND wear them.
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