You pull out a mime rope and fashion it into a lasso.
The Frenchie looks a combination of perplexed, startled and vexed.
You twirl the mime lasso and throw it over the Frenchman. You pull it tight and sharply the fenchies arms are pulled to his sides.
‘Mon dieu!’ he exclaims as he realises his is caught tight.
You begin to tug the mime rope and the struggling Frenchie begins to slip from his saddle.
The Frenchie then remembers ‘Petit Jacque’ his imaginary mime mouse. Petit Jacque leaps from the Frenchies top pocket and with his little sharp mime teeth, he begins to gnaw and chew his way into the mime rope.
The rope silently snaps and you fling yourself to the floor.
Petit Jacque slips back into the frechies pocket and he shrugs the last of the rope off.
Do you:-
Pick up the mime axe with some sort of crazy idea of a convoluted plan
Shout louder and slower ‘Get off the horse’