You storm towards the tall one like a tempest of steel, your mighty blows rain down like a thousand rocks crashing down the tallest mountain in a rock fall of swords and blades that are really quite sharp and would definitely kill you if you stood in their way unless you had shelter from a tree which in this case the tall bandit does not.

Fountains of blood issue where his limbs used to be, entrails froth forth and bile splatters in a visceral manner.  He’s dead Jim.

However from behind a shot you hear the medium one say ‘Take that you with the face like its been set on fire and put out with an axe’ and his gun fires.

A searing pain crosses you back as you fall to the ground.

You hear him draw his sword and come rushing towards you to finish you off.

Do you

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky pocket watch!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky bible!’ 

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky gold button!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky vertebrae!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky monkey!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky hat!’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky sovereign’

Say ‘Hussar! You appear to have hit my lucky spare gunpowder store!’