‘You can run THAT fast?’ you reciprocate
He looks humbled at your reply. You test his guard with a dashing feign, it looks as he does indeed have a weak spot.
With a flourish of steel he says ‘I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!’
Do you
Reply ‘I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose!’ and strike for the weak spot
Reply ‘Behind you a GIANT three headed monkey!’ and strike for the weak spot